This morning is absolutely insane. Literally everything that happened is just wild. I am speechless.

This entire event has left me feeling shocked. Let me take a breath to absorb this.

It’s like something out of a TV show. I just don't believe it happened.

Can You Comprehend This?

You won't disbelieve this one. It's absolutely crazy. Just the other day, I was strolling down the street when I saw a dog wearing a suit. It appeared totally normal. You should say it was the most peculiar thing I've ever witnessed. I swear, sometimes reality is just unusual!

Seriously You Couldn't Wrap My Head Around This!

Like, what in the world? This whole situation is just nuts. I mean, come on, it's totally bonkers. It's like something out of a movie, but way crazier! I'm just sitting here, jaw on the floor. This is beyond comprehension, right?

• I'm shocked
• This can't be happening
• Is anyone else seeing this?

You Won't Believe What Happened

Well, I swear, you won't think what just happened. I was walking down the street when all of a sudden this massive bird came out of a tree. It was carrying a tiny hat! I'm not kidding. It stared at me for a moment, then took off running. I still can't believe what I just witnessed.

Unbelievable! utterly shocking

Can you believe this? I can barely comprehend {what just happened|. It's past|belief. I assert this is {thereality. This story appears to be incredibly far-fetched, I almost question it's real..

• Perhaps it was a hallucination? {I just can't explain this.

Unbelievable!

This story is absolutely outrageous. I don't wrap my head around what I've just seen. It's like something out of read more a movie. Reality has been bent.

• Could this be real?
• I'm feeling like I'm going crazy

{I have so many questions|What does this mean? This opens up a whole new world.